Thursday, January 24, 2008

Do ya ever feel like...

What up people it's  your man KLH here to save the world a paragraph or so at a time.  So...do you ever feel like you just can't get moving?  You and the couch are caressing each other and  you don't want anything or anyone to interfere?  Well that's how I feel right now...but I know that I can't let my relationship with the couch rule my life...so here I am.

Here I am in an act of defiant independence....striking out to claim a life away from the couch. As comfortable and familiar as my couch is, I know that relationship will ultimately hold me back.  The couch is very selfish...the couch wants to claim all my time...all my attention...all my affection???   Anyways...

I need some space, some space and time to expand my horizons.  There's things I want to do...places I want to see...people I want to meet...there's got to be better furniture out there...right?  I know now that the only way I can have a shot at realizing my true potential, is to 'just be friends' with my couch.  Exclusivity is more than I am willing to commit to right now.  

So...here I am...writing to you folks out there...hoping my willingness to be independent will inspire someone to break free from the 'clingy' relationship they have with their couch and do something special with their life.

I have to go now...my couch is looking at me kind of weird like...see ya later.

Stay Fly and Fly High!
KLH

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Stay strong. The couch doesn't realize it yet, but you're doing it a favor too. (Clever post by the way...More of us should break up with our furniture.)

leelee said...

That is me right now. I am in love with my bed. I am willing to break away now after reading this. So now we can do lunch.

: )

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