I Feel Like Ranting

It's your man KLH here to save the world  a couple of  paragraphs at a time!!!  Anyways...the next person who comes up to me while I'm working and asks - "Are we having fun yet?" is going to get a slap!  Well...I'm not actually gonna smack anyone, but I can fantasize can't I?  I think that question is so very dorky, and while I'm working I just as soon not deal with a dork.  Does that make me a jerk?

Anyways...while I'm at it, I might as well get some pet peeves off my chest.  If any of these things sound like they apply to you, it your own fault, don't blame me.  

These are the people who need the KLH virtual smack down:

1. People who ride bikes in the street, especially in the winter when the roads are narrower from the snow.  If I could gently hit you with my car and not kill you I would...just kidding.
2. People who pick their noses in their cars.  What is it about cars that inspires that kind of behavior?  Yuck!!!
3. Girls on the Maury show who swear up down and sideways that Ray Ray is absolutely their baby's daddy, because he is the only one she has been with.  Low and behold not only is Ray Ray not the daddy, but neither is Bubba, Rick Rick, Lil John, or Malik.  It's called tubal ligation sweetheart.
4. Women who didn't get the memo...Panty Lines ALWAYS  look bad.  There is however one exception and that is when panties are all you have on.
5. People who don't honor personal space.  If we're not making out...then please GET OUT OF MY FACE!!!
6. People who call me and ask "who is this?" It's Yo ...&^%$ ... Anyways

I just wanted to get a few things off my chest, thanks for indulging me.  Oh...the next time you see me please don't ask me "Are we having fun yet?" Because if I am you'll ruin it for me. Remember being a dork is something you should always do in private.

Stay Fly and Fly High!

KLH