Yep...more pet peeves

Before you even say it, I already know I'm picky, finicky, fussy, and judgemental.  With that concession in place I have to air some more pet peeves.  The reason I do this is two fold, for one if I don't say what I think and feel, I'll pop , that would be very, very ugly.  The second reason is I believe I'm not the only one who has these pet peeves.  Most people have the good sense to keep it to themselves.  I however feel compelled to save the world from PPP's (Pet Peeve Provokers).

So...here we go.

• People who whistle excessively.  Excessive means  more than a few notes once or twice a month.  People who whistle entire songs in public should have their lips glued together.  Who ever suggested that whistling while you work is pleasant is a freakin' communist.
• People who repeat a thought over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and...it's aggravating right?  Say it once, perhaps twice for emphasis, after that you being unkind.
• Example:  If I tell you I want an apple, and you reply 'Oh...you want an apple?', then you my friend, are mentally challenged.
• Drunk people.  If you are drunk please don't talk to me...except to ask me to call you a cab.  Drunk people are not funny, and getting drunk is not cool.  Drunk people act stupid...and if you think that's cool or funny, I feel bad  for you son.
• Weak hand shakes.  Your hand shake is a direct measure of the caliber of man or woman you are. If you have a flaccid handshake, you are projecting a very strong loser energy.  If it's all the same to you...I just as soon nod my head to greet you and avoid your wimpy handshake.  
• Men who act like women...and a close second to that is women who act like men.  If I felt compelled to cluck like a chicken, I'd be medicated, so why has it become socially acceptable for men to act like chicks?   I think adults have the right to do as they please, but when we do things publicly we can expect public opinion to be incited.  That little Noriega boy on American Idol...needs take off those low rider jeans, get some testosterone therapy and go sit down some where.  The little girly thing he has going on is gross...I'm just sayin'

Whew!!!   I know I can come across kind of harsh from time to time...but if people can do things that aggravate me...I think it's my right as an American to say "Hey...I'm Aggravated!!!"

Stay Fly and Fly High!!

KLH