First of all just yesterday I decided that I was going to go get a couple of bagels from the best bagel joint in town. I had been looking forward to these delectable treats for days. Despite knowing that this trip across town would throw off my very tight morning schedule I decided to get my bagels. So off we go...
I went into the store and the bagel lady took my order...as I waited my mouth watered in anticipation. One french toast and one sesame seed, both with extra butter...Mmmm. At the other side of the counter a very friendly man who I believe is the owner was talking to his friends and I heard him sneeze. Then I heard him sneeze again, so I looked. Then he went to sneeze again and to my HORROR he sneezed in his hand. (If you don't see where this is going, with all due respect you are part of the problem.)
Now a few more people come into the store and Mr. Sneezy decides he's going to help the bagel lady. So I say to myself..actually it was closer to a prayer...PLEASE don't let Mr. Sneezy butter my bagels...my beautiful crunchy but chewy inside bagels. But my inner pleading wasn't enough to stop Mr. Sneezy. He took my bagels out of the toaster and buttered them. DAMN, DAMN, DAMN!!!
I had already paid for them, but that was the least of it. I knew I didn't want to say anything, because people don't usually respond well to being told they are nasty disgusting pigs. So I did what any self disrespecting bagel lover would do...I took my bagels walked out the store and through them on the floor of my truck. It may be an over reaction but I was distraught. Suffice it to say I will NEVER buy those bagels again.
So now I didn't have my beloved bagels and I missed the window of opportunity to miss the morning traffic. I went over to Dunkin Donuts and got a coffee and a very unimpressive muffin. Let me just say this to everyone who didn't know...TAKING A SHOWER IN THE MORNING DOESN'T KEEP YOU HANDS CLEAN ALL DAY. Also when you serve food or drinks it is disgusting to sneeze or cough in your hand, to blow your nose, run your fingers through your silky hair and then serve some one a damn bagel.
WASH YOUR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stay Fly and Fly High!
KLH
1 comments:
I'm on your side. For that reason I never sit at a table in a restaurant that is near the kitchen. And I rarely order a shift drink that isn't a draft beer from a certain bartender I work with b/c sometimes he uses his hands to put ice in the glass. If we all followed the rules our parents taught as kids (ie. wash your hands)the world would be a nicer place. Oh! We have purell you lazy bums! Get some. They offer a nice key chain attachment product :).
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